For those who don't believe me when I say System Of A Down is slashy.





This is here to show you both how close they all are and how fucking skinny Shavo is. Look at him! He should eat more D:






Words cannot describe the gayness or hilarity of this collection of photos.



Hand-holding!



Oh, Serj. Do you not realize it's shirtless o' clock? Shavo is still a skinnybitch. John is kinda pudgy and stocky, mmmm. And Daron is a twink.


Of course Daron has had his even GAYER days. Back in the early 90s, he looked like this. In fact, back then, they all looked like the cast of a gay porno. Though I do think Serj looks more like the director here.



Bleached hair Serj, wtf. Also Daron still looks gay. But, WHAT THE HELL, PLAID PANTS?



Guhhhhh, I love John. He's a hot, stocky, bearded drummer who actually takes his shirt off a whole lot. Daron there is pretty nice as wellll~



For those who think that SOAD is unslashable because they're too hairy.



ALL ABOOOOARD.



Serj teaches Shavo how to properly snort cocaine.



Happy Rape John For Free Day!!



See, there is always a lot of touching going on. They seem very at ease with one another and don't feel the need to hump eachother's faces. To tell the truth, stage face-humping gets annoying after a while. It's too obviously fake.



.........prepare for a fic based on this.



Shavo/John fics plz? From what I heard, this happened during Roulette. Shavo sat down and started singing along with Serj, Daron, and the fans. At some point John left his drumkit (there are no drums or bass in the song) and joined Shavo. It's just so sweet ;__;



more hairless little twink Daron! Sparkly guitar, ololol.



Old-ass picture! With bleach hair John, afro Serj, bleadhed beard Shavo, and.....uhm. Daron...looks an awful lot like Ryan Ross really.



"Fuck Your Prayers" is what that shirt says. Although I am a little more interested in John's LACK of shirtedness.



CAKE PARTY TIME.



There's just something really adorable about Daron here, and about Serj's look of adoration and amusement. Oh, and Serj's arm is totally around Daron almost. Like YAAAWN OH THAT WAS TOTALLY AN ACCIDENT YEAH.



Serj looks femme, Daron's making an angel face, Shavo looks half asleep, John looks bored. All is well.



I like to imagine that John is very jealous that Shavo is paying attention to Daron. Though I think he's more interested in stealing that piece of cake. Serj is oblivious to the DRAMA!



John finally allows himself to cut loose and grin. And Shavo knows something we don't apparently.



Pretty!Serj :D



ADORABLE LITTLE CHILD SERJ. N'AWWWW!



Drawing your attention away from what looks like a pretty rough bruise on Daron's eye (DDD:), note that John and Shavo have their arms around one another! Awwww.



Another one of theese >.>



leg touching! but also DARON'S SHIRT <3



Shavo is a skinnybitch, John is bored, Daron is a twink, and Serj is a....nun?


...lolwut.



John's prom photo. I....I don't think he ages. He looks THE SAME. Dear god he's immortal.



Spandex!John, possessed!Shavo, gay!Mime!Daron, and......Serj.



See, this is why Zan says John reminds her of Satan in a business suit. First Church of Business Satan, plz.



ahhahahahahah, what the fuck.



Serj trying and apparently failing to frown, Daron trying to impersonate Snape, Shavo trying to look GANSTA, and Business Satan succeeding in looking like a badass mafia hitman.



Helllooooooooooo.



now if only those pants were lower...loooooooowerrrr....



Shavo is totally ignoring that chick. Also, Serj looks really laid back and relaxed as always. I love him and his calm hippie-ish attitude.



Serj really loves to smile for the camera, even when no one else notices said camera.



Obligatory prison fic here.



I cannot find the other two to figure out what Daron and Shavo are, but knife throwing John and juggler!Serj are awesome.



Daron looks really content, Serj is LOLing, Shavo is also LOLing, and Satan looks bitchy.



....another one of those gay but WHAT THE FUCK ish kind of pictures. Hugs are cute but Shavo looks like he's going to kill us and Daron is some kind of...I don't even know.



SERJ <3'S CAMERAS.



GAAAAAAAAY.



fucking watermark.




Serj and Daron illustrating last night's excursions.
John looks rather unhappy to be in that spandex suit. Also, WHAT THE HELL IS WITH HIS SHOES? They do not work with that outfit.
Shavo has his rape face on.



They all just look so pretty here. Except for Daron who looks like a twat.



Head pats are LOVE.

END PART 1

The next part is a smaller spam made up of photos of SOAD with fans that happen to be adorable little kids to show you how awesome John and Shavo are with chillens and thus should adopt little babies together. N'aww. I'll do it later though cause I'm sick of Photobucket.

Most of these images are from SOADfans.com.


You guys, I've found two new OTPs.