oh shitfuck I found MORE PICTURES.

For those who don't believe me when I say System Of A Down is slashy.

Look. Manson is on my layout. He's CUTE in that picture, no?

MARILYN MANSON IS CUTE.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

-Tikky <3

ALSO: layout is from here : http://allwashedout.livejournal.com/

from my deviantart journal:

My LiveJournal friends page is flooded with a LEGION of Frerard fics. STOP IT. FUCK.
LEGION AS IN "WE ARE MANY".

(I quote that whenever I am pissed off at something that is in great numbers.)


I am so sick of Frank/Gerard right now. They're cute, sure, but they're EVERYWHERE and they're BORING.

And it pisses me off that they face-fuck on stage, they wear pink feather boas and pink belts and more makeup than most girls I know, they talk with their hands on their hips and kiss other guys plenty and yet they BOTH claim they are 100% straight.

"I don't know why you're so confused about my sexuality!"

Oh, I don't know, maybe it's the making out on stage thing, you think?

I am. Just. So sick of Fanfics about them. And none of them are good.

However, I still have to watch this stupid frerard community because I'm reading a story in it for the Bob/Ray background pairing (I suck, lol) and it's pissing me off. But it's not just that comm. SafeHavenSlash is being infected by the Frerard epidemic, too!
I don't mind the occasional fic but the whole page is like..Frerards and Fall Out Boy or Panic At The Disco crossovers.

KILL IT WITH FIRE!



reply from Taylor:

which is why I do not read that much bandslash.

ALWAYS

flooded

with terrible chilches about goths, gays, vampires (jesus christ there are so many vampire stories in the MCR category, it's BORING) and just...bad writing. Most people I know (and don't know) that write THAT kind of bandslash are the same 13-to-17 year olds that made INUYASHAKAWAII fanfics when the fad of being an insane weeaboo was still kind of big on the intranets.

Jesus Christ, I've even seen it affect Disturbed here and there ;^; god help us all if someone comes along and Rule 34's David Draiman >.> If they have without me knowing, which is...very likely, ew

also it is very late. So this might not make a lot of sense, sorry



reply to Taylor from me:

LHAWD JEBUS VAMPIRES >.<

I can't help it, I love bandslash and the only other fandom I'm really into as of late is Kevin Smith movies which seem to kind of lack in the fanfic department because they're such a cult film series.

Goths, fuuuuck. ONE MORE TIME, FUCKERS, if you say that Gerard has Raven Black Hair (it needs capitalization because it is a separate being), Green eyes, and porcelain skin, I will start breaking out the chainsaws. His hair is brown dyed black, much like mine, his eyes are a hazelish...borwnish...MUD color and I don't give a fuck because Bob has prettier eyes anyways, and porcelain is what toilets are made of.

Gays. I can make anything slash just for fun, but it pisses me off that every gay important character has a huge dick. I mean, sure, Ray's pants are tight enough to where sort of know he's probably really hung but the rest of them? NOBODY KNOWS. Nor do I care all that much. For god's sake, make them normalish for once.

Vampires, fuck them. I hate them in fanfics because it's always fuckin Gerard the VAMPIIIRE. At least make Ray or Bob the vampire, because Bob looks vaguely like David in the Lost Boys and Ray needs to be something more than Gerard's friend from school that gets his name mentioned or someone's fuckin cab driver or whatever and Bob needs to be more than their bouncer or whatever.

The people that write the good bandslash are like my friends holyfroraytoro, onlylirael, blood_theory, etc.
But there are so many more fucking little illiterate 11-year-olds ARGH.

But I can't help it because there's no other fandom that I like and can slash without getting only 2 or 3 fics.

Because I hate TV, mostly. I hate anime (THE INTERNET KILLED IT) and the last good cartoon has 6 fucking episodes and falls into the category of Kevin Smith's weirdass comedy cult flicks, and everything else on TV is stupid. And no I will not watch Aqua Teen whatthefuckever because I do not want to slash food.

And as of late, instead of writing decent MCR slash, those that aren't killing me with Frerard (which is worse than fire atm) are writing shit with...

- Fall Out Boy - I hate Pete Wentz. I can never tell what Patrick is fucking saying. He's a good singer, but he pronounces NOTHING. I don't like their pop-ish sound anyways.

- Panic At The Disco - WHATEVER.

- Avenged Sevenfold - I HATE how badass they try to look but they still sound whiny and emo. Gawd. And wtf is so great about Hat Boy or Syn or whatever his name is? MY HAT IS SPARKLIER.

- Simple Plan - WHY?! WHYYYY?!?

Just.


I am going to die.


I really am.

YES I LIKE THE LION KING.

And that's a pretty song because Apocalyptica is win.

Let me know what you think, since I haven't gotten any feedback on that video yet :/

Go to the youtube page for it to see it in high def.

Ummm. Fictional.

Well, I guess that depends. I have many. I'm pretty sure Jay and Silent Bob count as one character, because they're never fucking apart EVER and stuff. So them.
Now, if you
re talking about books, I'd have to pick either Victor Pascow (the zombie that tried to be the voice of reason in Pet Sematary) or Ray Huizenga (the construction worker from Cell). Vic was just cool, and he knew what he was talking about. Ray was funny, charming, sort of awkward, and he cussed a lot. Then he shot himself, which made me very sad.

I also am partial to Ray from Ghostbusters (what is it with my favourite characters being named Ray?), because he was funny and adorable, and Julian from The Happening, and why do my favourite characters bite it so often?!
ALSO, I <3 Metatron from Dogma.
Loki was adorable, too, and Azrael was the best villain EVER.

Ahem.

WELL.

-Tikky <3

Ever notice how many communities are full of assholes? If you're new and you accidentally post asking for a genre of a fic or something else against the rules, you're attacked by a legion of people saying "this is NOT the place for that, read the fucking rules, you stupid fuck!" and then if someone tells them to be less rude, they freak the fuck out. "oh my god, DON'T FUCKING BITCH ABOUT ME, DICKHEAD! I'm only telling thing the RULES."

Yes, reading the rules is important, but humans have a finite capacity to remember things on demand. Face it. And don't be rude about it, especially if it's a first offense thing.

I hate when people are rude. Ugh.

-Tikky <3

Okay, so, I'm just gonna make a list of shit I need to finish. At least....shit in the fanfic category, because, trust me, there's way more art-wise.

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From Cruise Ship 8 (which desperately needs a new name, but I can't change it 10 chapters in, can I?) - Working on 11. But. It's really hard because I can't write for shit these days.

Anarchy Is An Understatement - No one was reading it, so I may never finish it. I need to know people are reading my shit to be really compelled to move on, sorry for sounding like a comment whore. Just let me know if you like my fics, alright?

The Walmart Baby fic - I have roughly half of chapter two. I need some idea for it. Please?

The Pop-Up Uterus Adventures (or whatever. The Bob/Ray Boomsverse mpreg) - :/ I am completely stuck. Let me know if you think I should finish that one.

Dog Person - People liked this one, but I have no more inspiration for it. Anyone have suggestions?

Paranormal - We're workin' on it. Episode two was meant to be more focused on Gerard and Frankie("Francine"), but alas....it's full of Ray emoing and Bob being an asshole because he's dumb enough to be one unintentionally all the fucking time. But it WILL have a good amount of Gerard/drag!Frankie and stuff.

Sky Is Over - Again, I'm stuck. But I have a page or two of the next chapter written.

Onlylirael's fic exchange request - Going slowly but surely. Hopefully, my headaches will clear up and my shoulder will stop hurting so I can fucking THINK.

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SHIT MY BRAIN WANTS ME TO WRITE  -
(If any of these look inexplicably amazing, do tell. I may write them if I'm inspired enough. I'm also looking for a co-writer so I can be lazy and only write half the fic so I can have a story of combined talents.)

the one about the autopsies - So. Ray is one of those autopsy dudes like in CSI. This is loosely based on an episode of CSI: Miami. SO. Bob comes in (dead) and Ray is doing the autopsy. As he's about to cut Bob up, Bob wakes up and Ray is like "WTF WTF WTF". Turns out Bob was date-raped, knocked out with some type of poison (pufferfish or whatever? Anja told me what makes you look dead, but I forgot what it was exactly), then dumped into a lake. Before he could drown, he washed up on shore. Now, Bob knows who did it, but no one knows where the dude is. And Bob must live at Ray's place because he's scared of going home when someone wants him dead?
Anyways, they fall in love and stuff and other such adorableness.

something with more supernatural creatures - Like, they're all these weird creatures, okay? Frankie is some kinda water thingy person (like that girl in Lady In The Water, only he looks less human and shit, but he's not a mermaid goddammit), Ray had bigass wings and claws and fangs (LIKE A PIGEON...wait, no...) and HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS, Gerard is ...um... something else (maybe a naga...you know, people with snake bodies instead of legs? They're so fucking cool) and thus Mikey is the same damn thing.
And Bob can be a guy from animal control and he gets trapped in the woods with them and stuff happens and it's THE END OF THE WORLD or whatever and and he's stuck with them. I dunno. It sucks, but it's been stuck in my head.

a musical - Not sure how I'd pull it off, but a musical style fic with Marilyn Manson music and SOAD music and, of course, MCR. Whatever.

the Ray-goes-to-hell fic - yep. Based on the song "Lamb Of God" by Marilyn Manson. Bob died years ago in a car wreck or something equally cliche (HIT BY A TRAIN?) and the band falls apart. So a few years after Bob bites it, Gerard dies and he does it on TV all famous-like, but Ray simply dies of illness away from the media. And he goes to hell and meets Bob, but it's deep in hell, like circle 6 or some shit, and it turns out it was because he was GHEYYY and "sodomites" go to HELL despite not having done anything wrong. But Hell isn't as scary as some like to hope. It's like a shitty city where you get hurt a lot but you heal and I dunno. COMPLICATED. But he meets up with Bob there. Happy. They have gay sex in hell, how fucked up am I?!

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SO. If you wanna steal one of my ideas, ask me first.

Anything you think I should start/finish? Plot ideas? ANYTHING?
HALP.

-Tikky <3